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Horny And Learning To Talk Dirty. - Timberville, VA
Message Author: Pussysniper94 (Member # MUS6883610)
Author's Location: Timberville, VA
Message Date: 2024-03-02 13:38:03
Message:
You think you are horny do you?
Let me tell you about how horny I am.
I have not had a relationship in seven years and in that time I have not had any sexual relations with anyone - not even myself. There was one girl that I had a date with about two years ago but she thought that I was too fat and she told me that she would never be able to be with me. She even stopped delivering pizzas in my area.
Last year I got really horny one day and I called one of those telephone sex lines that you read about in the back of the newspaper. It didn't go very well. She started out by asking what I was wearing and I told her that I was wearing my sweat pants and a shirt but that the pants were too small to fit me so it was just kinda ripped out at the arse. I also told her that I was wearing tube socks on my hands so that I could wipe the sweat off my face easily. They are also really good to get the drippings off the corner of your mouth when you eat something greasy like pork rinds.
Anyhow, then she wanted to tell me what she was wearing. That was kind of sexy. She told me about these panties that she had on that only covered her front part but left her bottom out. I thought that would be kinda handy when you went to the toilet so you didn't have to take them off. She also had a top on but it was around her middle and her breasts were out, so I guess it didn't fit right. My breasts are too big to fit my shirt too but I didn't tell her that because it was her turn to talk. Next, she told me that she was excited and that she wanted me to talk dirty to her.
I tried to think of dirty stuff to tell her but I couldn't think of anything that was sexy. She said that a good way to get started talking dirty was for me to describe my penis. But when I told her that I hadn't seen my penis in a while because I was too fat, she got all weird-ed out. But I told her that if I got excited I bet that I could reach it with my walking cane and that I had a mirror that I use to check for boils on my butt cheeks, and that I could use to look at my penis - but that's when she said she had an emergency call to take and she had to go.
Anyhow Chester,
I am really horny too so I understand. You can write me a letter if you like and maybe you can teach me how to talk dirty.
Bye
Berry
Let me tell you about how horny I am.
I have not had a relationship in seven years and in that time I have not had any sexual relations with anyone - not even myself. There was one girl that I had a date with about two years ago but she thought that I was too fat and she told me that she would never be able to be with me. She even stopped delivering pizzas in my area.
Last year I got really horny one day and I called one of those telephone sex lines that you read about in the back of the newspaper. It didn't go very well. She started out by asking what I was wearing and I told her that I was wearing my sweat pants and a shirt but that the pants were too small to fit me so it was just kinda ripped out at the arse. I also told her that I was wearing tube socks on my hands so that I could wipe the sweat off my face easily. They are also really good to get the drippings off the corner of your mouth when you eat something greasy like pork rinds.
Anyhow, then she wanted to tell me what she was wearing. That was kind of sexy. She told me about these panties that she had on that only covered her front part but left her bottom out. I thought that would be kinda handy when you went to the toilet so you didn't have to take them off. She also had a top on but it was around her middle and her breasts were out, so I guess it didn't fit right. My breasts are too big to fit my shirt too but I didn't tell her that because it was her turn to talk. Next, she told me that she was excited and that she wanted me to talk dirty to her.
I tried to think of dirty stuff to tell her but I couldn't think of anything that was sexy. She said that a good way to get started talking dirty was for me to describe my penis. But when I told her that I hadn't seen my penis in a while because I was too fat, she got all weird-ed out. But I told her that if I got excited I bet that I could reach it with my walking cane and that I had a mirror that I use to check for boils on my butt cheeks, and that I could use to look at my penis - but that's when she said she had an emergency call to take and she had to go.
Anyhow Chester,
I am really horny too so I understand. You can write me a letter if you like and maybe you can teach me how to talk dirty.
Bye
Berry
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